BE CAREFUL WHAT YE ASK FOR

I asked for this job. Desired it—deeply and purely—and I got it.

I'm a natural teacher. I'm patient. I'm flexible. I'm intellectually curious. I have large numbers of experience with technology, and most people thoroughly enjoy working with me, and I the same.

But we don't always hit home runs every time up to bat.

And sometimes, we totally strike out.

And SOMETIMES THEY'RE JUST EFFING LUNATICS.

I'm sorry, was I shouting?